Now here’s a site worth checking out: Chuck Norris Facts. I have to admit I’m kind of a closet Chuck Norris fan. Some of the movies were okay, but it was “Walker, Texas Ranger” that really had me hooked.
Read all the facts, including these nuggets:
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
- 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
(See also IMDB: Chuck Norris.)